Have you ever noticed how time flies whether you are having fun or not? Well, today’s story went from a miserable time, to having a really good
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My friend, her children, and I had been fighting my weed farm for a few hours and we were very tired. Let me throw in the fact that it started to rain on us a gain as we were getting to the last of the weeds. Being worn out, I did not want to do a buffet, which is her kids favorite. I wanted to sit and relax while someone else served me. However, our waitress had to be in contention for the world’s worst. The list of reasons is beyond the bandwidth.
The laughter came when, after waiting for over an hour for our food, the kids got restless. Her fourteen year old son, affectionately known as Billy Bobinski, started to shake the table. His mother, in a deep and scowling voice, demanded that he stop. With a michievous smile, he gave the table one last hard shake, and his smile quickly went away. His then full soda, dumped right in the middle of his crotch. He whipped the glass up, flinging the remaining soda and ice across the table. I laughed so hard that beyond the tears I truly thought I was going to be sick! 
Shortly after that the waitress who was previously AWOL, finally returned to our table. “Oh did someone spill something?” I wanted to say, “No, we were so bored waiting for our food that we decided to play ice hockey.” HERE’S YOUR SIGN! Do you think she ever brought anything for us to clean it up with? (oops, that was from the list)
After a period of getting frustrated with the waitress again, Billy B decided to go get the drink himself. But as any self respecting young man would do, he wanted to make sure his appearance wasn’t too embarrassing. He turns around and asks me if the drink soaked through to the back. You know that old ’snorting soda out of your nose’ trick? The drink had followed the seam all the way up the back, and I was laughing too hard to answer him. 
I am so thankful this family has a great sense of humor. I would have hated to stifle all that good laughter!!